what dose the chicken say when he didn't understand something
"what hap-HENd"
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): How are you doing? Me, an autist: Pretty bad honestly. Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time
I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can FEEL it
What so depressed teenagers and fruits have In common? They both Hang by something
If you drop something make your short friend get it
when someone throws something at your forehead it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern- loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
im doing something Stephen hawkings cant do.......pressing 'im not a robot'
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit somthing brown and gross?that is bull crap
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk and that’s saying something
Wanna here something twisted? A pretzel
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean seriously haven't you got something better to tell
I just wanted to write something random
And now my wife is dead
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
hey you might want to look at ur butt cuz there's something coming out of uranus
Dont trust stairs... They are always up to something
