Something jokes
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
Memes
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch?
He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].
If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......
Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga
YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.