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Name something an orphan can't do?

Go cry to their mommy.

What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?

Something big and warm 🍆.

If you drop something, make your short friend get it.

SEX Some Event Xaern

Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.

When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.

Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.

Mum: And that is?

*Kid walks out.*

*Kid comes back in with milk.*

Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.

I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.

Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch?

He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].

I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."

What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?

"That is bull crap!"

I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.

If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......

Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga

YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!

What's something you can say in church and while having sex?

I come in the name of the Lord.

Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.

Wanna hear something twisted?

A pretzel.

It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.

I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.