Something jokes

If you drop something, make your short friend get it.

What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?

A family.

SEX Some Event Xaern

Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.

When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.

There's something special about cemeteries.

People are dying to get inside.

Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.

Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.

Mum: And that is?

*Kid walks out.*

*Kid comes back in with milk.*

Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!

I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."

If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"

What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?

"Does this come with anything?"

I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.

"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.

Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.

Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."

Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.

What's something you can say in church and while having sex?

I come in the name of the Lord.

If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......

Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga

YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!

What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?

They both hang by something.

Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].