Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
Dark humor and woman are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
What did the right eye say to the left?—Between you and me, something smells!
2 Asian people have a black baby
someting wong
Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
what is a Russian joke
something that will be funny for Russian people
My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. ùshe told me that the was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.
if i had a dollar for every time you said something smart id be broke
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
Hellen Keller once said, ̈love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel ̈ but of course she said it like this ̈fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb ̈
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself and his friend says "Find jesus instead he'll help you!" and than the man says "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist".
I would say something funny but I would have to dig someone up
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman ? You fix both with a coat hanger.
How is a woman and a car alike put something in them and they'll both start.
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed Damn, that really stiff
My wife wanted something that went from 0 to 80 very quickly.
So I brought her a new bathroom scale
I asked my sister to say something She said No
That's what I like to hear
How to know something won’t be fun: Someone will say cmon it’ll be fun!
I have always been scared of stairs they’re always up to something
what dose the chicken say when he didn't understand something
"what hap-HENd"
