Something jokes
Teacher: "What's your name?"
Student: "Hang on a second."
10 seconds later:
Teacher: "Is something wrong?"
Student: "Hang on a second!"
20 seconds later:
Teacher: "Don't say a word!!!"
Student: "Hang on a second!!!"
Teacher: "Come here and tell me your name right now!!!"
Student: "Hang on a second!"
Teacher: "Don't call for help!!!"
Student: "Just listen to me!"
Teacher: "Go on, speak!"
Student: "Hang on a second!"
Teacher: "Don't push my patience; this is no joke!!! Tell me your name right now!"
Student: "Hang on a second!!!"
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?
"Good Lord, this is fun!"
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
Me: Good night, everyone.
My friends and family: Night.
Me: *gets in coffin*
My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?
My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.
Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.
A dog was in the vet's waiting room and another dog asked, "What are you here for?"
"Well, my owner was looking under her bed for something while naked and I couldn't resist, so I mounted up and screwed her senseless."
"Oh, so you're here to get neutered?"
"Nah, I'm just getting my nails clipped."
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home, eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something. Not sure what she said, the girl replies with "ok."
The young teen was gonna head to bed, wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight. She lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say, "Hunny, I'm home." She doesn't bother to say ok.
Later, when she decides to sleep, she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door, that she lost her keys. :)
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