Something Jokes

Men and Depression have something in common they’re always talk

What the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.

When your mom comes in at night then sees your... Sleeping, but sees something moving so she gets a chair and wacks it then she says" I thought it was a mouse 🐁"

I have something on my lip and i think I’m taller than you “Who am i”

Girl: "Come over." Orphan: "I can't." Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)" Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."

When cops say you the right to remain silent

You’re just happy you have the right to do something

I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied 'why fix what ain't broke?????

Why are feminists always against men? because men can piss with something that they can't piss with dicks

Little Jonny just came back from quarantine with his girlfriend Sally. They both said they had to go to the bathroom. When they came back Sally was coughing up a storm. The teacher said you need to be quarantined again. No sally said I was just in the bathroom choking on something that grown-ups especially women like. Then the teacher faints.

What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?

At least one does something when it is triggered.

What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.

I maybe not that gppd with puns on this site but I got a SKELE-TON of jokes. Hey what's the matter pal, is there something crawling UNDER your skin

wantto know something funny me cuz im funny looking

If prostitution had a tax exempt status and if a adult book store had a tax exempt status because of a glory hole churches would have to do something else to keep their tax exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business

what is something that smells yuck 🤮 old bus sits

What does a cow say when he remembers something? "I have deja moo!"

Jesus and his friend went fishing they both cast the line out and both of them get a bite but Jesus's friend misses and says "damn I missed" jesus said "that's a bad sentence to say if you say it 3 time something bad will happen to you" they cast it out again and both get a bite and Jesus's friend misses again and says "damn I missed" jesus replied "if you say that one more time something bad will happen" they cast out again and Jesus's friends line snaps and he says "damn I missed" jesus said "that's the last time something bad will happen" the biggest thunder storm ever seen appeared and a lightning bolt struck jesus and a voice came from the clouds "damn I missed"