Someone's jokes
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
If you ever think no one cares about you,
kill someone, then the news will.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?
girl: Are you saying I'm fat?