Someone's jokes
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
Someone eats glue and tells the other, "Sorry, can't stick around!"