Society jokes
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?
It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
Memes
I love Muslims, they are great at parties!
They have the best fireworks.
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception?
He toasts the groom.
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.
Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?
A blind guy walks into a bar.
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.