How does a cannibal start a wedding reception?
He toasts the groom.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.
Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
A blind guy walks into a bar.
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:
Bullys are depressed.
Nerds are depressed.
Bad girls/boys are depressed.
Kind humans are depressed.
Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
