Society jokes

Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!

What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.

Humanity.

Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.

Feminists: Correct.

Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

What do you call children born from incest?

Gross Domestic Product.

Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.

Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?

What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.

You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?

It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.

I love Muslims, they are great at parties!

They have the best fireworks.

It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.

Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.

Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.

How does a cannibal start a wedding reception?

He toasts the groom.

What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?

Some people don’t pick it.

I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.

Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.

Corona did what Trump promised.

Why do orphans love having sex?

Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."

The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...