Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.
I love Muslims, they are great at parties!
They have the best fireworks.
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:
Bullys are depressed.
Nerds are depressed.
Bad girls/boys are depressed.
Kind humans are depressed.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
What do you call a fat girl with a rape alarm?
Optimistic.
What are the best shooting ranges in America?
Schools.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
Women's rights.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.
Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
