Society jokes
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
I love Muslims, they are great at parties!
They have the best fireworks.
Memes
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception?
He toasts the groom.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.
Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
A blind guy walks into a bar.
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:
Bullys are depressed.
Nerds are depressed.
Bad girls/boys are depressed.
Kind humans are depressed.