Society jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
No one gives a fuck.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
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A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.