Society jokes
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
You can't give an orphan homework.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
People generalize others too much.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.