Society jokes

Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.

What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.

You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?

It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.

I love Muslims, they are great at parties!

They have the best fireworks.

Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.

Because it would cut itself.

I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.

Where do poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

How does a cannibal start a wedding reception?

He toasts the groom.

Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"

Non-binary people: *cries*

It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.

Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.

Corona did what Trump promised.

Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.

Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.

The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...

Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.

Feminists: Correct.

Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?

Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?

A blind guy walks into a bar.

What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.

Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?

Because pride is a bigger tragedy.

What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?

Sum ting wong.