Society jokes
Humanity.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?
It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
I love Muslims, they are great at parties!
They have the best fireworks.
Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.
Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception?
He toasts the groom.
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
A blind guy walks into a bar.