Society jokes
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
My mate Noha.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
My acquaintance, William.