Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
Flat Earthers
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
Humanity.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception?
He toasts the groom.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.
Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
A blind guy walks into a bar.
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
