Society jokes
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
modern feminism.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
Flat Earthers