Society jokes
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
Memes
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"
modern feminism.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
Flat Earthers
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.