Society jokes

What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?

She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.

Did you know cannibals ate KFC?

Kentucky Fried Children.

Why is rape worse than death?

Because dead people get way more attention.

A beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide.

A homeless man walks by her and says, "What are you doing?"

She says, "I'm going to jump!"

The homeless man says, "If you're going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"

The woman replies, "No way, creep! Never that!"

The homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says, "That's fine, I'll just wait 'til you're at the bottom."

Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"

Why don't Indians play soccer?

Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.

modern feminism.

A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."

Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.

Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”

Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”

What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?

Only one is wanted.

What do you call a crowd of horny white women?

A field of cotton waiting to be picked.

Flat Earthers

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.

What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.

What is Africa's most played game?

The Hunger Games.

Humanity.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.