Society jokes
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
I groomed 2 minors today.
Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"
The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"
modern feminism.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
Flat Earthers