Society jokes
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
kill me
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.