Society jokes
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
Lol same
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...
... the first two being politics and religion.
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.