Society jokes
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Memes
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Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...
... the first two being politics and religion.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.