Society jokes
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
Memes
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.