Society jokes
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...
... the first two being politics and religion.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
Memes
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?