Society jokes
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.