Society jokes
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Lol same
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.