Society jokes
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.