Society jokes

Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?

You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?

It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.

Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?

So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.

Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until their parents come home.

Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?

Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.

What do you call a fat girl with a rape alarm?

Optimistic.

What are the best shooting ranges in America?

Schools.

Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.

Must be Asian.

Why do orphans love having sex?

Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."

Women's rights.

Me: Have you ever tried African food?

You: No.

Me: They haven't either.

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman.

An orphan goes to a doctor.

Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."

Orphan: "But why?"

Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

An apple gets picked.

Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."

Women.

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde."

The blonde then taped the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"

Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.