Society jokes
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Solve world hunger: $10 My paycheck: $10 US Government:
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?