Society jokes

If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

What do you call children born from incest?

Gross Domestic Product.

It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:

Bullys are depressed.

Nerds are depressed.

Bad girls/boys are depressed.

Kind humans are depressed.

If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?

"Not now, I have a headache."

Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?

So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.

Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?

Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.

Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until their parents come home.

What do you call a fat girl with a rape alarm?

Optimistic.

What are the best shooting ranges in America?

Schools.

Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.

Must be Asian.

Why do orphans love having sex?

Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."

Women's rights.

Me: Have you ever tried African food?

You: No.

Me: They haven't either.

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman.

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

An apple gets picked.

An orphan goes to a doctor.

Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."

Orphan: "But why?"

Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."

Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.

"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."

Women.