Society jokes
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock, so he picked up peacock feathers and then wore them.
Then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange, and then his friends are not his friends anymore, and then after that he says, "Friends, please be my friends again. I'm sorry, I will be the way I am."
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
Helen Keller def faked it.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.