Society jokes
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
A blind guy walks into a bar.
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:
Bullys are depressed.
Nerds are depressed.
Bad girls/boys are depressed.
Kind humans are depressed.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape alarm?
Optimistic.
What are the best shooting ranges in America?
Schools.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.