Society jokes
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
Memes
It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:
Bullys are depressed.
Nerds are depressed.
Bad girls/boys are depressed.
Kind humans are depressed.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape alarm?
Optimistic.
What are the best shooting ranges in America?
Schools.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
Women's rights.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."