I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?
It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde."
The blonde then taped the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.
But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.