Society jokes
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?
I love working at an orphanage.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!