Society jokes
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
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What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!