Society jokes
I love gay people. UwU
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?
I love working at an orphanage.
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.