Society jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
As a man can confirm
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Men.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.