Society jokes

What's the difference between an apple and a black man?

Apples look better hanging on a tree.

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How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.

What milk do orphan babies drink?

Not their mom's, though.

What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?

They both went down on my dad.

What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?

Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.

Why do orphans like to go to church?

Because they can finally call someone "father!"

What is never ordered in an orphanage?

A family sized pizza!

How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"

We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.

Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?

They’re just two weeks to quit.

Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?

So they can call someone "daddy."

What do you call a pissed off midget?

A micro-aggression.

What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?

Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.

What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?

A baked potato.

If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.

There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"

The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."

The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”

Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!

Then: You want free candy?

Now: You want free Wi-Fi?

Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.