Society jokes

Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?

So they can call someone "daddy."

What do you call a pissed off midget?

A micro-aggression.

How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”

What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?

Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.

How do you know someone has Down syndrome?

They're doing better than you.

What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.

If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.

There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"

The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."

The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”

Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!

Then: You want free candy?

Now: You want free Wi-Fi?

A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"

Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.

What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!

Hippity Hoppity, women are my property.

Bippity Boppity, get the f*ck off my property!

Tonight, on Top Gear!

James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!

Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!

And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!

If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.

This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.

So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."

Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."

Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"

Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?

Just too bitter.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He wiped his butt.