Society jokes

Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?

Just too bitter.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He wiped his butt.

What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin.

In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?

What type of cake can't orphans eat?

Home made.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To find his family. Sorry!

Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.

Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!

Comments:

Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!

Shut up: Shut up!

Liv: Gwen stop!!

Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!

What do Japanese men do when they vote?

They have an erection.

Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

Then: You want free candy?

Now: You want free Wi-Fi?

What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?

Nothing, he had no friends.

I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.

Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?

A. She had to go to GasTown.

"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.

Her: "Land of the free".

Me: *fat*

Her: What do you mean?

Me: It's not fat-free.

What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?

Self-raising flour.

Why do orphans like robbing banks?

So they can be wanted.