Society jokes
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
Once I went to a museum and overheard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells."
"Oh, cool."
"This is Mother Teresa’s clock; the clock hasn’t moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense."
"This is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands only moved twice, indicating he only lied twice."
"Where’s Trump’s clock?"
"Oh, we’re using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it’s so true.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."