Society jokes
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"