Society jokes
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
Memes
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What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.
I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
How do you get a retard out of a tree?
Wave at them.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicidal vest?
A suicidal vest actually works when triggered.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."