Society jokes
I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.
I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.