Society jokes
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
kill me
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.