Society jokes
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.