Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
Society Jokes
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicidal vest?
A suicidal vest actually works when triggered.
How do you get a retard out of a tree?
Wave at them.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
