Society jokes
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
Memes
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.