Society jokes
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
"Sharing is communism."
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...