Society jokes
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicidal vest?
A suicidal vest actually works when triggered.
How do you get a retard out of a tree?
Wave at them.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.