How to Get Head

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How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.

Woman aren't human anyways... lol.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, kid. Explain bear here, and I gotta tell ya, this ain't a joke, it's assault. Forcing someone to do anything is wrong, and it's definitely not funny. Your brain is as smooth as a river stone, and your jokes are as stale as week-old bread. You need to rethink your life choices, bud.

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