Society jokes

What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?

A rainbow.

We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.

What do you call a pissed off midget?

A micro-aggression.

Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?

So they can call someone "daddy."

Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?

They’re just two weeks to quit.

Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.

What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"

The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."

The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”

Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!

What do Japanese men do when they vote?

They have an erection.

Then: You want free candy?

Now: You want free Wi-Fi?

Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.

Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?

It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"

What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!

Hippity Hoppity, women are my property.

Bippity Boppity, get the f*ck off my property!

A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"

Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?

Daniel: Isn’t it the women?

Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.

Tonight, on Top Gear!

James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!

Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!

And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!

This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.

So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."

Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."

Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"

Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?

Just too bitter.