Society jokes
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"
The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.
The kid asked him again and so on.
Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"
"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.