Society jokes
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Screw you, ableists!
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
How to stop bullying?
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
There's only one gender. Women are property.
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.