Society jokes

What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!

Hippity Hoppity, women are my property.

Bippity Boppity, get the f*ck off my property!

A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"

Tonight, on Top Gear!

James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!

Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!

And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!

If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.

This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.

So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."

Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."

Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"

Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?

Just too bitter.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He wiped his butt.

What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin.

In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To find his family. Sorry!

What type of cake can't orphans eat?

Home made.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.

Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.

Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!

Comments:

Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!

Shut up: Shut up!

Liv: Gwen stop!!

Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!

Do you know why I hate pedophiles?

They are fucking immature kids!

A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.

What do Japanese men do when they vote?

They have an erection.

What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?

Nothing, he had no friends.

I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.