Society jokes
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Memes
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
Do you know why I hate pedophiles?
They are fucking immature kids!
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?
Nothing, he had no friends.
I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!