Society jokes

A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.

What do Japanese men do when they vote?

They have an erection.

Then: You want free candy?

Now: You want free Wi-Fi?

What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?

Nothing, he had no friends.

I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.

Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?

A. She had to go to GasTown.

"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.

Her: "Land of the free".

Me: *fat*

Her: What do you mean?

Me: It's not fat-free.

What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?

Self-raising flour.

Why do orphans like robbing banks?

So they can be wanted.

What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."

I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.

Why did the orphan go to church?

So he could call someone Father.

Why can't an orphan be a criminal?

Because they aren't wanted.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?

TIMMAHHHH!

What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?

House.

I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.

What's the difference between a gun and a penis?

The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.

Why can't orphans watch PG?

They don't have any parental guidance.

The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.