Society jokes

What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."

I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.

Why did the orphan go to church?

So he could call someone Father.

Why can't an orphan be a criminal?

Because they aren't wanted.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?

TIMMAHHHH!

What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?

House.

I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.

What's the difference between a gun and a penis?

The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.

Why can't orphans watch PG?

They don't have any parental guidance.

The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.

Why did KFC take orphan?

Because kids fattening center.

Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?

Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they can’t find home base.

What do you call an Indian that came home late?

A curfew muncher.

I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.

How do Asian parents name their baby?

They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.

Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

What do you call an orphan family? None existent.

I like Christmas.

It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁