Society jokes
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
Being pro-life.
What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.