Society jokes
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?