Society jokes

What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.

WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"

I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?

I love working at an orphanage.

Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.

I love telling jokes about orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.

What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?

They’re both alone, but only one is home.

What do a priest and a pedo have in common?

Nothing, they both like kids.

A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.

How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.

Woman aren't human anyways... lol.

I love gay people. UwU

What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?

Me & my dad!

What do you call a white kid who kills another?

Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.

What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?

I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!

We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.

But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...

What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?

With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.

What is the best thing about being an orphan?

All bags of chips are family-sized!