Society jokes
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
I love gay people. UwU
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?
I love working at an orphanage.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.