Society jokes
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
I love gay people. UwU
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.