Society jokes
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Memes
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?
I love working at an orphanage.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.