Society jokes
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
A seal walks into a club.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
What's the difference between you and a bench?
A bench can hold a family.