Society jokes

What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?

They both have a history of separating colors.

Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?

Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.

Why did the pedo cross the road?

To get to the pre-school on the other side.

Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?

What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?

Might in dynamite.

I used to think all Americans were racist.

Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.

Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.

Why do orphans play GTA?

They want to be wanted.

Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.

If you ever think no one cares about you,

kill someone, then the news will.

Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.

What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?

One is wanted and one's not.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?

Because they can't make themselves at home.

Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have nobody to call "daddy."

What do orphans get at Xmas?

Lonely.

I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?

Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.

I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.