Society jokes
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!