Society jokes
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.