Society jokes
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Memes
When you and your friends find a higher form of living
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.