Society jokes

You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.

Why did the orphan become a str1pper?

So she can have someone to call daddy.

What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.

What do orphans and police not have in common?

The police can actually go home.

What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?

One gets picked.

If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.

The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.

Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.

He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.

I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.

Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because it's all about family!

Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?

Answer: A home.

Why can't orphans ride a bike?

'Cause their parents won't follow them.

Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.

Why are emo jokes so infamous?

Because they cut deep.