Society jokes
What is the difference between the human rights?
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.