Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
Society Jokes
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
