Society jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a Viagra.
Jill was drunk, fell to her knee, Jack had his chance, did Jill till 3.
I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"
And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"
And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?
A rock can break a glass ceiling.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
Like if you meet someone emo.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t do drugs.
Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubix cube into pussy.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
I can't stand disability jokes.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.