Society jokes

Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?

What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?

Lego, so he can build a home.

What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?

At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.

I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.

Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a Viagra.

Jill was drunk, fell to her knee, Jack had his chance, did Jill till 3.

Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”

Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”

Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”

I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"

And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"

And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.

How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!

I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.

How do you kill a little boy?

You throw him between two Catholic priests.

What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?

A rock can break a glass ceiling.

Asian pregnancy test:

Stick a Rubix cube into pussy.

Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.

What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."

“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”

“No.”

“Neither have they.”

Like if you meet someone emo.

What’s the difference between drugs and kids?

I don’t do drugs.

Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭

If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

You want to hear a 9/11 joke?

I bet they did too!