Society jokes
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.
Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!
[Image of Gwen]
Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.