What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
Society Jokes
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Orphans are lonely.
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
