Society jokes
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."