Society jokes

What's the difference between an apple and emos?

They both hang on trees.

I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.

What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?

The Furred Reich.

How do you know someone has Down syndrome?

They're doing better than you.

Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?

Just tell them that it floats.

Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.

Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:

Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).

Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.

Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!

Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...

'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.

Would you like to try African food?

They would too.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What do you call an orphan home alone?

A family reunion.

What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?

A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).

What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.

I can't stand disability jokes.

What do orphans call a selfie?

A family photo.

You: Find a time clock that can change time.

Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?

You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!

Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One of them gets picked.

How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”