Society jokes
I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"
And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"
And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?
A rock can break a glass ceiling.
Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubix cube into pussy.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
Like if you meet someone emo.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t do drugs.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
I can't stand disability jokes.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.