Society jokes
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
Memes
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.
Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
BLM.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.