Society jokes

What do you call an orphan home alone?

A family reunion.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.

Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:

Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).

Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.

Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!

Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.

What's the difference between an apple and emos?

They both hang on trees.

I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.

Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?

Just tell them that it floats.

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

What do orphans call a selfie?

A family photo.

You: Find a time clock that can change time.

Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?

You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!

Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One of them gets picked.

What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?

The Furred Reich.

What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.

Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.

Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.

Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.

What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?

Seasoned vegetables.

BLM.

If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What is Green and Red and goes round and round?

A frog in a blender.

(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?

One can support an average family.