Society jokes
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.
Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
BLM.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.