Society jokes
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I want to be loved.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Your mum has balls.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.