Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
Society Jokes
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
