Society jokes
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
I'm offended.
- Liberals
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.