Society jokes
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁