Society jokes
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.