Society jokes
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Your mum has balls.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.