What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
Society Jokes
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
I want to be loved.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
