Society jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Your mum has balls.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
I want to be loved.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁