Society jokes
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won’t believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
A blind guy walks into a bar.
Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
Being pro-life.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.