Society jokes
I want to be loved.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.