Society jokes
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).