Society jokes
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
Your mum has balls.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.