Society jokes
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?