Society jokes
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
Why is suicide illegal?
Because it destroys government property.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?
Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.