Society jokes
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
Why are priests called father? Because it's not appropriate to call them daddy. Also because it is embarrassing.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
Friends are very important. I have lots of friends in very high places. I hope the police can talk them down!
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.