Society jokes
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
I bought these trainers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with, but I have been trippin' all day.
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.