Society jokes
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
Why are priests called father? Because it's not appropriate to call them daddy. Also because it is embarrassing.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
Friends are very important. I have lots of friends in very high places. I hope the police can talk them down!
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.