Society jokes
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
Why are priests called father? Because it's not appropriate to call them daddy. Also because it is embarrassing.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
Friends are very important. I have lots of friends in very high places. I hope the police can talk them down!
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.