Society jokes
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her?
They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.