Society jokes
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
Because they canāt find their home.šš
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her?
They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
I like my women like my family, theyāre related.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
Why canāt orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.