Society jokes
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her?
They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?