Society jokes
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her?
They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.