Society jokes
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?