Society jokes
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
I like orphan boys, no homo.
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why don't gay Greek men have anal sex with each other in Greece?
Because anal sex between gay men is against the law in Greece.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS