Society jokes
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.