Society jokes
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.
“Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”
“Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Electricity.
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
What’s long and black?
The line at the unemployment office.
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck? Incest.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"