What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
Society Jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
