Society jokes
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
So, I was walking around the outside of the building and I saw a kid and asked, "Where's your parents?" I love working at the orphanage.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
If you ever think no one cares about you,
kill someone, then the news will.
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)