Society jokes

Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."

Why can't orphans play House Flipper?

'Cause they don't know what to do.

If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?

Not a family photo.

What do you and orphans have in common?

Nobody loves you.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.

What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.

If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.

Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.

When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.

The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!

What's more sensitive than a pushy?

A Western man on the internet.

People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.

Why did the orphan rob the bank?

To buy a house.

If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.