Society jokes

So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."

These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!

If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?

Not a family photo.

What do you and orphans have in common?

Nobody loves you.

Teacher: Why were you late?

Me: Traffic.

Teacher: Did I did it?

Me: Did I even blame it on you?

Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?

Because it's a family company.

You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?

Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)

Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?

Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find their way home.

If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

Why can't orphans play House Flipper?

'Cause they don't know what to do.

So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.

What's more sensitive than a pushy?

A Western man on the internet.

The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.

People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?

Why are Asian's dicks too small?

So they can reset the calculator.

"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.

What are they gonna tell their parents?