Society jokes
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!