Society jokes
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
An Irishman walks into a pub.
Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much shit?
Answer: Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
An old man goes to church.
One Sunday morning, an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt, and boots that were very worn and ragged. In his hand, he carried a worn-out old hat and an equally worn-out Bible.
The church he entered was in a very upscale and exclusive part of the city. It was the largest and most beautiful church the old cowboy had ever seen. The people of the congregation were all dressed in expensive clothes and accessories.
As the cowboy took a seat, the others moved away from him. No one greeted, spoke to, or welcomed him. They were all appalled at his appearance and did not attempt to hide it.
As the old cowboy was leaving the church, the preacher approached him and asked the cowboy to do him a favor. "Before you come back in here again, have a talk with God and ask him what he thinks would be appropriate attire for worship."
The old cowboy assured the preacher he would.
The next Sunday, he showed back up for the services wearing the same ragged jeans, shirt, boots, and hat. Once again, he was completely shunned and ignored. The preacher approached the man and said, "I thought I asked you to speak to God before you came back to our church."
"I did," replied the old cowboy.
"If you spoke to God, what did he tell you the proper attire should be for worshiping in here?" asked the preacher.
"Well, sir, God told me that He didn't have a clue what I should wear. He said He'd never been in this church."
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.