What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Society Jokes
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
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If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
