Society jokes
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
A priest and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”