Society jokes
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
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If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.