Society jokes
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
Child predators: "You're so six-y."
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.