Society jokes
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
I hate double standards.
Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.