Society jokes
Girls: π *Period* βοΈπ
Men: πΏ *Growth* πΏπΏπΏ
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
Whatβs one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, heβs still going to have the cops on his back.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! π₯"
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dadβoh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."