Society jokes
What is a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Brownies.
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol."
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."
You: "Your mom gay lol."
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.