Society jokes
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
What game did knights play most often?