Society jokes
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What is a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Brownies.
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol."
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."
You: "Your mom gay lol."
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dadβoh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! π₯"
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.