Society jokes
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?
A pedo-file.
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Ok, here's a story about the church.
There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Bored?
Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the doctor once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.
She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Sh*t, my cat is a Democrat!
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"