Society jokes
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
How to stop bullying?
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
The very young and pretty nun was walking home from the soup kitchen when a homeless man dragged her into the woods and had his way with her.
When he was done, he asked her what she would tell the Mother Superior when she got back to the convent. She calmly said that she would tell her the truth.
She said: "I will tell her that I was on my way home when the most disgusting, repulsive, and abhorrent man dragged me into the woods and had his way with me... twice; that is if you are not too tired."
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol."
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."
You: "Your mom gay lol."
What is a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Brownies.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.