Society jokes
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...
Bloody seamen.
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
The very young and pretty nun was walking home from the soup kitchen when a homeless man dragged her into the woods and had his way with her.
When he was done, he asked her what she would tell the Mother Superior when she got back to the convent. She calmly said that she would tell her the truth.
She said: "I will tell her that I was on my way home when the most disgusting, repulsive, and abhorrent man dragged me into the woods and had his way with me... twice; that is if you are not too tired."
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol."
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."
You: "Your mom gay lol."
What is a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Brownies.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."