Society jokes
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid? Jimmy is fat.
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.
You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
There was a family, the father's name was Mad, the mother is Brain, the brother's name is Nobody and the sister's name is Everybody.
One day, Nobody killed Everybody, and the father ran to the police's office and screamed, "NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODY!!!!!"
"Sir, are you okay?" The police asked.
"I said, NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODYYYYY!!!!!" The father yelled even louder.
"Are you mad?" The police asked.
"Yes, because my name is Mad!" The father exclaimed.
"Where's your brain?" Asked the police.
"At home because my wife name is Brain," the father said. The police fell down due to the confusion.
There are 4 people on a plane while it's crashing and there are only 3 parachutes. There's Opera, Obama, a little girl, and Trump. Opera grabs a parachute and says, "I'm famous, I get one!" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well, I'm president, of course I get one!" Obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since you're the future of our generation, take the last one." The little girl hugs Obama and says, "Actually, we can both have one. Trump took my backpack!"
What’s the difference between a loser and a paper?
A girl actually dates the paper.
Bippity Boppity,
Women are property.
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.
And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.
One Easter Sunday, a man goes to church and returns home with two black eyes.
His wife inquires as to how he got the black eyes.
The man goes on to say, “a lady stood up in front of me during mass, I saw her dress was stuck in her butt crack, so I reached out and tugged it out. She whirled around, became furious, and punched me in the eye.”
“That explains one black eye,” the wife says, “but what about the other?” The man explains, “I figured she must have liked her dress stuck up in her butt crack, so when she turned around I stuffed it back up there.”
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best cum.
Miss Stephen likes sex like she likes kids.
On a desk in pure isolation.