Society jokes
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
Bitch!
This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"
So I did...
I don't remember much after that.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call a father.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.