Society jokes
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
"Confucius say: Man go asy, full retard. It's an art, a weapon, and a lifestyle. Once you go full retard, there is no going back."
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid? Jimmy is fat.
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.
You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
There was a family, the father's name was Mad, the mother is Brain, the brother's name is Nobody and the sister's name is Everybody.
One day, Nobody killed Everybody, and the father ran to the police's office and screamed, "NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODY!!!!!"
"Sir, are you okay?" The police asked.
"I said, NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODYYYYY!!!!!" The father yelled even louder.
"Are you mad?" The police asked.
"Yes, because my name is Mad!" The father exclaimed.
"Where's your brain?" Asked the police.
"At home because my wife name is Brain," the father said. The police fell down due to the confusion.
There are 4 people on a plane while it's crashing and there are only 3 parachutes. There's Opera, Obama, a little girl, and Trump. Opera grabs a parachute and says, "I'm famous, I get one!" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well, I'm president, of course I get one!" Obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since you're the future of our generation, take the last one." The little girl hugs Obama and says, "Actually, we can both have one. Trump took my backpack!"
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Bippity Boppity,
Women are property.
What’s the difference between a loser and a paper?
A girl actually dates the paper.
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.
And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.
One Easter Sunday, a man goes to church and returns home with two black eyes.
His wife inquires as to how he got the black eyes.
The man goes on to say, “a lady stood up in front of me during mass, I saw her dress was stuck in her butt crack, so I reached out and tugged it out. She whirled around, became furious, and punched me in the eye.”
“That explains one black eye,” the wife says, “but what about the other?” The man explains, “I figured she must have liked her dress stuck up in her butt crack, so when she turned around I stuffed it back up there.”
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best cum.