Society jokes
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
Why are there blind people? Because there is.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wipe his ass.
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money.
Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole.
The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money.
The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money, you worthless old fart?”
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
I bought drugs today.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.