Society jokes

If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

How do you get 1000 followers?

Walk into an African village with a water bottle.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?

No, and neither did she.

Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.

Why do orphans play tennis?

Because it's the only love they get.

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.

After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.

“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.

The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”

Why are Asian's dicks too small?

So they can reset the calculator.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.

Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?

Because it's family owned.

What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.

Teacher: Why were you late?

Me: Traffic.

Teacher: Did I did it?

Me: Did I even blame it on you?

Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?

Because it's a family company.

You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?

So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!

What's more sensitive than a pushy?

A Western man on the internet.