Society jokes

Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.

I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.

I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"

And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"

And I said: "Your parents."

Why can't orphans have sex?

Because they have nobody to call "daddy."

What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?

Hot wheels.

You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.

It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.

I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.

Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.

This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).

I don't have any friends.

If you like this, I can be your friend :)

Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?

Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.

If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.

What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?

Not a family photo.

What do you and orphans have in common?

Nobody loves you.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.

Because it’s empty inside.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can't find home.