Society jokes
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
What screams I’m insecure?
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Ready when you are, KK.