Society jokes
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"
The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.
The kid asked him again and so on.
Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
A redneck and a Black man walk into a bar and order a drink.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.