Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Society Jokes
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Ready when you are, KK.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
