Society jokes
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?