Society jokes
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.