Society jokes
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.