Society jokes
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
You can say what you want about deaf people...
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
A man was about to go into the bar with his dog when he realized the sign said, “No pets allowed!” He was about to walk away when another guy walked up with his dog. The 2nd man put on dark shades and said, “Just pretend you're blind!” He walked in with his dog, got a drink, then left.
The 1st man did the same thing, but when he walked in, the bartender said, “You know your ‘guide dog’ is a chihuahua, right?”
The man said, “They gave me a damn Chihuahua?!”
What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?
When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.
If you fuck your sister in front of a redneck, are you appropriating their culture?
"Hippity hoppity, women are my property."
What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
"Confucius say: Man go asy, full retard. It's an art, a weapon, and a lifestyle. Once you go full retard, there is no going back."
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.