Society jokes
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Mosely in a white van.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
When the school lets you near children again...
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
Why don't gay men have anal sex in Greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.