Society jokes
There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
There are 4 people on a plane while it's crashing and there are only 3 parachutes. There's Opera, Obama, a little girl, and Trump. Opera grabs a parachute and says, "I'm famous, I get one!" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well, I'm president, of course I get one!" Obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since you're the future of our generation, take the last one." The little girl hugs Obama and says, "Actually, we can both have one. Trump took my backpack!"
You can say what you want about deaf people...
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
A man was about to go into the bar with his dog when he realized the sign said, “No pets allowed!” He was about to walk away when another guy walked up with his dog. The 2nd man put on dark shades and said, “Just pretend you're blind!” He walked in with his dog, got a drink, then left.
The 1st man did the same thing, but when he walked in, the bartender said, “You know your ‘guide dog’ is a chihuahua, right?”
The man said, “They gave me a damn Chihuahua?!”
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
"Hippity hoppity, women are my property."
If you fuck your sister in front of a redneck, are you appropriating their culture?
What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?
When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.
What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
"Confucius say: Man go asy, full retard. It's an art, a weapon, and a lifestyle. Once you go full retard, there is no going back."