Society Jokes

I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...

All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.

Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.

Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.

Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!

"Confucius say: Man go asy, full retard. It's an art, a weapon, and a lifestyle. Once you go full retard, there is no going back."

Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.

Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.

That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.

What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid? Jimmy is fat.

There was a family, the father's name was Mad, the mother is Brain, the brother's name is Nobody and the sister's name is Everybody.

One day, Nobody killed Everybody, and the father ran to the police's office and screamed, "NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODY!!!!!"

"Sir, are you okay?" The police asked.

"I said, NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODYYYYY!!!!!" The father yelled even louder.

"Are you mad?" The police asked.

"Yes, because my name is Mad!" The father exclaimed.

"Where's your brain?" Asked the police.

"At home because my wife name is Brain," the father said. The police fell down due to the confusion.

Why did the blind woman get raped?

Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.

Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.

Who are they going to tell? Their parents?

How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?

It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.

What’s the difference between a loser and a paper?

A girl actually dates the paper.

What do you call a black woman?

A Nigg-girl.

What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?

"STUPID VINIGGER!"

Bippity Boppity,

Women are property.

One Easter Sunday, a man goes to church and returns home with two black eyes.

His wife inquires as to how he got the black eyes.

The man goes on to say, “a lady stood up in front of me during mass, I saw her dress was stuck in her butt crack, so I reached out and tugged it out. She whirled around, became furious, and punched me in the eye.”

“That explains one black eye,” the wife says, “but what about the other?” The man explains, “I figured she must have liked her dress stuck up in her butt crack, so when she turned around I stuffed it back up there.”