Society jokes
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
What happened to the eight-year-old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church?
The priest stopped him on the way there.
How to stop bullying?
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
How do you know if an Asian has broken into your house?
Your dog is gone. ;)