Society jokes
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
There's only one gender. Women are property.
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
How to stop bullying?
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
How do you know if an Asian has broken into your house?
Your dog is gone. ;)
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.