Society jokes
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Me starts a cult just for fun... Just for fun!
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"