Society

Society jokes

Snack Bar

Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?

He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.

Orphan

You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Orphan

Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!

Orphan: What! No! Please no!

Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!

Autism

If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?

Pedophile

People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.

In a white van.

Jesus

Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.

Stereotype

Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?

Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.

Lover

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.

Right

What is the reason for why women never look to the right?

Because they don't have any rights.

Dog

How do you know if an Asian has broken into your house?

Your dog is gone. ;)

Cop

There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"

The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"

He said, "No, because you're black."

Stool

Three gay guys walk into a bar.

There is only one stool left, what do they do?

They flip the stool over.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?

People want donuts.