Society jokes
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
I saw a kid crying and I asked him, "Where are his parents?"
God, I love working at orphanages!
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.