Society jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
Miss Stephen likes sex like she likes kids.
On a desk in pure isolation.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.