Society jokes
When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception?
He toasts the groom.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.
We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.
But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.