Society jokes

What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?

Shit on a stick.

I find all these obese jokes horrible.

Don't you think they have enough on their plate?

I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!

What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.

An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?

"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.

What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.

What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?

Soaked...

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.

Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.

What to gift a child molester who already has everything? A bigger county with more believers.

What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.

Why can’t orphans have sex?

They have no one to call “daddy.”

What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?

Poke me, mon.

What do orphans need in order to mail letters?

Food stamps.

How many genders are there?

One, women are property.

Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.

A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.

Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.

Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.