Society jokes
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?
Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.
The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why don't gay Greek men have anal sex with each other in Greece?
Because anal sex between gay men is against the law in Greece.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
An Irishman walks into a pub.