If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Society Jokes
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.
LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
