Society jokes

What is George Floyd's pickup line?

You are breathtaking.

You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.

Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!

A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"

I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.

What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.

What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.

An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?

"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.

I find all these obese jokes horrible.

Don't you think they have enough on their plate?

I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!

What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?

Shit on a stick.

What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.

Why can’t orphans have sex?

They have no one to call “daddy.”

What do orphans need in order to mail letters?

Food stamps.

What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?

Poke me, mon.

What to gift a child molester who already has everything? A bigger county with more believers.

Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.

What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?

Soaked...

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.