Society jokes
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
A seal walks into a club.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
A paraplegic walks into a bar...
It's funny because he can't walk.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"
And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"
And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"