Society jokes

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He wiped his ass.

My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!

I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?

Because they have no parents to run to.

The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."

I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.

What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."

Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.

LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!

Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.

Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.

...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."

If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!

Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...

Rape...hurt...and sell them!

I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve.

Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.

When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.

What does an Arab prostitute say?

"Bomb my pussy!"

When a white person says the n word,

black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."

Age is just a number.

Police are just people.

Jail is just a room.

Wanna hear a joke?

Woman's rights.

Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."

Rich person: "Then buy a house!"

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

Stick toast to the ceiling.

Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.