Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
Society Jokes
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
There is going to be a wild party at the orphanage, the parents aren't home.
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
