Society jokes

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.

DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.

We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.

We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.

I hate these double standards.

Burn a body at a crematorium and you're doing a good thing, burn a body at home and you're destroying evidence.

How do you give a redneck a circumcision?

You kick his sister in the jaw.

What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?

They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.

Uh!!!

Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?

Because they already lost two towers.

What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.

What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?

People actually want stuff in a supermarket.

The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.

What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.

Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.

Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.

What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"

"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.

Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?

Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.

Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.

Father: Now you know.

If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.

How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.

Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.