Society jokes

Why can orphans never go to the shops?

'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.

What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?

Nothing, I eat both of them.

What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?

Both of them are just full of shit.

The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.

What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?

“Good evening, ladies.”

My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!

I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?

Because they have no parents to run to.

What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?

GO HOME!

When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,

The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"

The teacher replied, "Home."

The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"

Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.

Son: Really?

Also 2 hours later:

Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.

Mom: Son, I-

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."

Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.

Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.

One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."

Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.

Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.

...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."

If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!

Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...

Rape...hurt...and sell them!

I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve.

Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.

When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.

What does an Arab prostitute say?

"Bomb my pussy!"

When a white person says the n word,

black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."