Society jokes

Yo mama so fat, the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her.

What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?

There isn't one; they are both the same thing.

Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?

A. The baby girl.

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?

He raped her.

Two pedos are on the beach.

One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"

(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!

What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?

A bath bomb.

What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.

So, a retarded kid's mom drops her kid off at school and says, "You better stop the bus today, because I’m not picking you up." So he agrees, and he arrives at the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The next day, the mom says the same thing, and the kid goes to the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The third day, his mom says, "I don’t care if I have to jump out in the middle of the road, you better stop that bus!" So the kid goes to the bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says, "Stop!" The bus driver runs over him. A nearby lady stops the bus and says, "Why’d you run that poor kid over?" and he responds, "'Cause he was making fun of me" (in a retarded voice).

What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.

You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.

What is George Floyd's pickup line?

You are breathtaking.

What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?

My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.

What is one word orphans can't spell?

Family.

Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!

A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"

Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.

I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.

I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve.

Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.