Society jokes
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.
Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.
Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.
It's okay, you had socks on :)
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
What the fuck is wrong with people?
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
rtuiyg.
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make 'em, we take 'em!
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.