Society Jokes

I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!

Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.

I find all these obese jokes horrible.

Don't you think they have enough on their plate?

Why can’t orphans have sex?

They have no one to call “daddy.”

What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.

Obama's pronouns...

A meme with a still from a video. It shows former US president Barack Obama speaking into microphones. The overlaid text reads: "They."

What to gift a child molester who already has everything? A bigger county with more believers.

What do orphans need in order to mail letters?

Food stamps.

Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.

What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?

Soaked...

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.

What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?

Poke me, mon.

How many genders are there?

One, women are property.

Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.

A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.