Society jokes

What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?

My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.

Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!

Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”

Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”

Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.

A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"

I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.

A Muslim enters a building...

Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.

I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve.

Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.

What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?

Shit on a stick.

An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?

"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"

What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.

I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!

I find all these obese jokes horrible.

Don't you think they have enough on their plate?

Why can’t orphans have sex?

They have no one to call “daddy.”

What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.

What to gift a child molester who already has everything? A bigger county with more believers.

What do orphans need in order to mail letters?

Food stamps.

Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.

What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?

Soaked...

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.