Society jokes
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
Why is the homeless homeless?
Because it's homeless.
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!