Society jokes
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
A priest, a pedo, and a rapist walk into a bar and that's just the first guy.
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?
A pedophile.
What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?
I don't worship Jesus.
"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!
Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.
Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
It's okay, you had socks on :)
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
rtuiyg.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.