Society jokes
A priest, a pedo, and a rapist walk into a bar and that's just the first guy.
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?
A pedophile.
What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?
I don't worship Jesus.
"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!
Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
Yo mama so fat, the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her.
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.
Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.
It's okay, you had socks on :)
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.