Society jokes

Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.

Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?

She has.

The Twin Towers are just like genders.

There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.

It's okay, you had socks on :)

Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?

There used to be two but now there's one...

What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.

Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?

I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.

rtuiyg.

Welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make 'em, we take 'em!

Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...

Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.

Sadly, he didn't see it coming.

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

He bought a warehouse.

What are intelligent people in the US called?

"Tourist."

What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?

A Citroën C4.

One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.

We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.

Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.

Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).