Society jokes
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?
A pedophile.
A priest, a pedo, and a rapist walk into a bar and that's just the first guy.
What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?
I don't worship Jesus.
"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!
Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
Yo mama so fat, the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her.
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)