Society jokes
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: .....it...
Friend: No
Me: *smiles* GETS BEAT BY THE MISTRESS AND GETS SCOLDED BY THE MASTER!!!
Friend: Why are you like this?
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"
Once upon a time, a donkey was in the jungle. Suddenly, he found a lion costume and then wore it. Then he walked around the forest, and every animal was scared of him. Then he got to the city, and every human was away from him. He was chasing them when he was chasing his owner. He brayed, and then they figured out that this was not a real lion, and then he told everybody about it. Then he berated his donkey.
Person: You're so ugly.
Me: You ugly.
Person: I'm not a mirror.
Me: And I'm not your reflection.
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.