Society jokes

Americans are fat.

I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.

Oh, I just love talking to orphans.

Why can't orphans have sex?

Because they have nobody to call "daddy."

If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!

I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...

I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.

Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?

No..... Really?

Hahaha

Grasshole.

I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.

I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.

Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?

A: Because they're never wanted.

I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.

He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.

What did the frog say to the pedophile?

How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just beat the room for it being black.

I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.

Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.

Why don't gay men have anal sex in Greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law.

If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.

Just to ask the other guy.

Talk about a male supremacist religion.

Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?

Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?

Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.

Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?

Why do orphans love to play family?

Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.