Society jokes

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I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.

What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?

A broken wheelchair.

Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.

People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.

Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)

What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?

The cowgirl.

Yo mama so fat, the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her.

Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.

Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).

The Twin Towers are just like genders.

There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?

She has.

I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.

I love working in an orphanage.

Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.

Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?

A. Osama Bin Ballin'.

What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.

Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?

What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?

A Citroën C4.

Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?

There used to be two but now there's one...

Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...

What are intelligent people in the US called?

"Tourist."