Society jokes
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
Gay.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.