Society jokes
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?
A Juanda.
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
Freya Walker is a feminist.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
I was at a friend's place yesterday, and... There was a mother, father, three sons, and a daughter.
That night the mother and father started fucking each other. I yelled and told them there are innocent children in this house.
An hour later, they started up again. I walked to their room and they were asleep, so I looked in the brothers' room and all three brothers were fucking the sister.
I sighed at this. "Incest aside, you guys make a cute family." I started, "So Anna, when am I gonna have nieces and nephews?" They stopped instantly and went to sleep. "Thank you," I replied before walking back to my room they let me sleep in and I passed out for the rest of the night.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
What's the best thing about beating up orphans?
They can't tell their parents.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.
Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.