Society jokes
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
Midget
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?