Society jokes
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."
2019: The flying cars future.
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.