Society jokes

How do you get a party started in Africa?

You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.

Why are Mexican families so big?

They don’t know how to put a condom on.

Boy goes to Confession.

Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"

Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."

Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"

Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"

-not my joke

Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?

Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!

If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?

What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?

"Thanks for the warning."

Why are disabled people screwed?

Because you can't run or hide!

You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!

What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?

KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.

What do you call a house party for slaves?

An auction house.

House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.

What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.

I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.

One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."

Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.

Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.

...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."

If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!

Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...

Rape...hurt...and sell them!

When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.

What does an Arab prostitute say?

"Bomb my pussy!"

When a white person says the n word,

black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."