Society jokes
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
Can orphans eat at family restaurants?
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.