Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
Society Jokes
Age is just a number.
Police are just people.
Jail is just a room.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?
A pedo-file.
I was at a friend's place yesterday, and... There was a mother, father, three sons, and a daughter.
That night the mother and father started fucking each other. I yelled and told them there are innocent children in this house.
An hour later, they started up again. I walked to their room and they were asleep, so I looked in the brothers' room and all three brothers were fucking the sister.
I sighed at this. "Incest aside, you guys make a cute family." I started, "So Anna, when am I gonna have nieces and nephews?" They stopped instantly and went to sleep. "Thank you," I replied before walking back to my room they let me sleep in and I passed out for the rest of the night.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.
We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.
We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.
I hate these double standards.
Burn a body at a crematorium and you're doing a good thing, burn a body at home and you're destroying evidence.
How do you give a redneck a circumcision?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
