Society jokes
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."
Rich person: "Then buy a house!"
Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
Age is just a number.
Police are just people.
Jail is just a room.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?
A pedo-file.
I was at a friend's place yesterday, and... There was a mother, father, three sons, and a daughter.
That night the mother and father started fucking each other. I yelled and told them there are innocent children in this house.
An hour later, they started up again. I walked to their room and they were asleep, so I looked in the brothers' room and all three brothers were fucking the sister.
I sighed at this. "Incest aside, you guys make a cute family." I started, "So Anna, when am I gonna have nieces and nephews?" They stopped instantly and went to sleep. "Thank you," I replied before walking back to my room they let me sleep in and I passed out for the rest of the night.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
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DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.
We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.
We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.