Society jokes
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
Can orphans eat at family restaurants?
1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."
2019: The flying cars future.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Memes
Well the north east is doing something right
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."