Social jokes
Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
I'm bored and I'm sure someone scrolling through here is too, so wanna chat? Pls.
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
The emo kid wanted a high five. I left him hanging, so did the tree.
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"