Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
I'm bored and I'm sure someone scrolling through here is too, so wanna chat? Pls.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.
The emo kid wanted a high five. I left him hanging, so did the tree.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
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