Social Interaction jokes
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
I got told I'm too mean and that I need to think before I speak. So now I take a couple minutes and think of what will REALLY piss the other person off.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.
I hate it when people are at my house and ask, "Do you have a bathroom?" What answer are they expecting? "No, we pee in the yard?"
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.
After a while, a student stands up.
Teacher: So you think you are stupid?
Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
An orphan told me people kept bullying him, so I said, "Tell your parents."
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Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?
Because you cannot break the ice.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!