Social Interaction jokes
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.
I hate it when people are at my house and ask, "Do you have a bathroom?" What answer are they expecting? "No, we pee in the yard?"
An orphan told me people kept bullying him, so I said, "Tell your parents."
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.
After a while, a student stands up.
Teacher: So you think you are stupid?
Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?
Because you cannot break the ice.
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."