Social Interaction jokes

Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?

You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?

Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

What do you call an autistic person? Names.

I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.

Me: I know why you don't have friends.

Kid: Why?

Me: Because you can't even figure that out.

There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"

I hate it when people are at my house and ask, "Do you have a bathroom?" What answer are they expecting? "No, we pee in the yard?"

Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.

Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.

After a while, a student stands up.

Teacher: So you think you are stupid?

Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.

What do depressed people do when they’re bored?

They “Hang” Out.

"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.

Girl: Hey.

Orphan: Hi.

Girl: Wanna be friends?

Orphan: Sure.

Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.

People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.

add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?

Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?

Person: Big black what?

Riddler: ...

Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.

Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?

Because you cannot break the ice.

"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.

The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"

The old man replied, "You're the eighth."

Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.

In fact, they hang with them!

The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.

I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.