Social Interaction jokes

"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."

Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.

ANYONE?

You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?

Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!

What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.

My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.

There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"

"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."

Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...

14 girls asked me to go out today!

I was in the ladies' toilets...

Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.

What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"

I got told I'm too mean and that I need to think before I speak. So now I take a couple minutes and think of what will REALLY piss the other person off.

Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."

A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"

Hi, I'm new.

Bully: Who you looking at?

Me: A Build-A-Bear.

Bully: Where?

Me: Look in the mirror.

Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."

Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.

Give a like if I have no friends.