Social Interaction jokes

Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.

Midget: Hey! What’s up?

Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!

What do you call an autistic person? Names.

I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.

Me: Can I get your mom's number?

Friend: Here you go:

Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.

Me: I know why you don't have friends.

Kid: Why?

Me: Because you can't even figure that out.

There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"

I hate it when people are at my house and ask, "Do you have a bathroom?" What answer are they expecting? "No, we pee in the yard?"

Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!

Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.

Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.

After a while, a student stands up.

Teacher: So you think you are stupid?

Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.

What do depressed people do when they’re bored?

They “Hang” Out.

"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.

Girl: Hey.

Orphan: Hi.

Girl: Wanna be friends?

Orphan: Sure.

Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.

People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.

add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?

Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?

Because you cannot break the ice.

"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.

The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"

The old man replied, "You're the eighth."

Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.

In fact, they hang with them!

The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.

I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.