Social Interaction jokes
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?
"Thanks for coming."
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.
I hate it when people are at my house and ask, "Do you have a bathroom?" What answer are they expecting? "No, we pee in the yard?"
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.
After a while, a student stands up.
Teacher: So you think you are stupid?
Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
It's sad someone has ligma.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.