Social Interaction jokes
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
I hate it when people are at my house and ask, "Do you have a bathroom?" What answer are they expecting? "No, we pee in the yard?"
Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!
Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.
Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.
After a while, a student stands up.
Teacher: So you think you are stupid?
Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
It's sad someone has ligma.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.