Social Interaction jokes
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
I'm bored in class. Anyone wanna chat?
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
I went to the pharmacy the other day. I tried to buy a pack of condoms, but I pretended I didn't have enough money to mess with the cashier.
I went back into the aisles of the store, got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap, bought them, and walked out. I loved the look on the cashier's face when they saw my decision.
Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.
Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.
Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.
Nathan: WE-WE
Alicia: WEE-WEE?
Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes
Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u
Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*
Alicia: *WEIRD*
Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose
Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess
cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou
nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy
cuugh umm
Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this? I need to talk to you guys.
What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"
I declare war on Gwen!
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.