Social Interaction Jokes

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.

It's sad someone has ligma.

I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.

Everyone put your age here.

cant talk..

The meme depicts a four-panel cartoon of a man reading a book titled "How to socialize with people." In the second panel, he is shown with a different book open to a single word, "Talk". The final panel shows the man with tears in his eyes.

Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.

An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.

My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.

Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.

I went to the pharmacy the other day. I tried to buy a pack of condoms, but I pretended I didn't have enough money to mess with the cashier.

I went back into the aisles of the store, got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap, bought them, and walked out. I loved the look on the cashier's face when they saw my decision.

"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"

"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"

B: Can you please stop roasting me?

A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.

Popular guy in class: I am so funny.

Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.

If you read this, you lost your v card.

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;