Social Interaction jokes
It's sad someone has ligma.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
Everyone put your age here.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
I went to the pharmacy the other day. I tried to buy a pack of condoms, but I pretended I didn't have enough money to mess with the cashier.
I went back into the aisles of the store, got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap, bought them, and walked out. I loved the look on the cashier's face when they saw my decision.
Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"