Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
It's sad someone has ligma.
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
Everyone put your age here.
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.
Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.
I went to the pharmacy the other day. I tried to buy a pack of condoms, but I pretended I didn't have enough money to mess with the cashier.
I went back into the aisles of the store, got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap, bought them, and walked out. I loved the look on the cashier's face when they saw my decision.
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
If you read this, you lost your v card.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
