Social Interaction jokes
I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “What do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed.
Most women can’t pull off sarcasm.
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
Orphans are really out here taking selfies.
Nah bro, that's a family photo.
If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
A blind man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says, "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" The blind guy responds with, "No, I don't wanna tell it that many times."
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
If you read this, you lost your v card.
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
you play gatcha life more like go get a life.
Guys, I am Aly's friend, Ava. Come over here.
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
"Princess, you there? :("
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"
The tree ghosted her.