Social Interaction jokes
Any girls on here?
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.
After a while, a student stands up.
Teacher: So you think you are stupid?
Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.
Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?
jacethehater, you are a hater, and it needs to stop! Waterhsharky is very nice to people, so leave him alone for whatever he/she did or did not do. He did not do nothing. So leave him/her alone. Plus, making threats to people is very bad, and comments can be seen everywhere! So don't get too cocky with everything.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
Nobody:
Me: "Nobody:" "Me:"
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"
I went to the pharmacy the other day. I tried to buy a pack of condoms, but I pretended I didn't have enough money to mess with the cashier.
I went back into the aisles of the store, got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap, bought them, and walked out. I loved the look on the cashier's face when they saw my decision.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stop.
Stop who?
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!
I'm bored in class. Anyone wanna chat?