Social Interaction jokes
One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.
I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes, I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it, "I'll get you some food once we get off."
So, I had an orphan friend, and he asked me, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, I just wanted to remind you." Then I asked, "How are your parents?" After that, I never saw him again.
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.
And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this? I need to talk to you guys.
Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.
I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."
I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."
He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."
14 girls asked me to go out today!
I was in the ladies' toilets...
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
I'm bored. Anybody wanna chat?
Hi, I'm new.
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.