Social Interaction jokes
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
Memes
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!
I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
I hate it when I don’t understand someone.
I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."
I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."
He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."
Add me on Fortnite: Bujjj Boy.
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
Friend: Do you think she likes me?
Me: Yah.
Friend: Really😀😀😀?
Me: Hell no.
Friend: 😥😓😫😭😭😭😭😭😭 You did not have to be so honest.
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."