Social Interaction jokes

Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.

I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)

Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!

Me: Nothing, why?

Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.

Me that/every night: *sob*

Friends: Are you okay?

Me: Yeah, fine.

Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...

I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."

I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."

He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."

What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.

I hate it when I don’t understand someone.

Add me on Fortnite: Bujjj Boy.

Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?

Because they were using the computer.

Friend: Do you think she likes me?

Me: Yah.

Friend: Really😀😀😀?

Me: Hell no.

Friend: 😥😓😫😭😭😭😭😭😭 You did not have to be so honest.

Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.

Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.

When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."

"Princess, you there? :("

What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?

I would leave them hanging.

When red do be sus, though.

A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.

He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.