Social Interaction jokes
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five...
...but it left him hanging.
I declare war on Gwen!
"Alex, hi, you here!?"
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."
So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.
I got told I'm too mean and that I need to think before I speak. So now I take a couple minutes and think of what will REALLY piss the other person off.