What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on the double meaning of "leave them hanging." See, when a tree "leaves someone hanging," it's like its branches are, you know, not helping with the high five. But it also means abandoning someone who's sad, which is kinda dark but also funny, because you're probably a lonely nerd.