Snack jokes
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
Fun fact: Pringles are named Pringles because somebody decided to name them Pringles.
cane sauce
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
Every size bag of chips is a family size for orphans.
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.
