Snack jokes
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
"F***, Jesus ate his stinky ass."
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
Blue Takis?
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.
Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor? Porn Cocktail.
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family size.
What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?
When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.
