Snack jokes
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What does a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both scrape the cheese out of the box for a nice snack.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."