I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
This man walks into a bar and says, "How do I get service here?"
The assistant bar attendant tells him to take a seat as the bartender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes, the man says this is ridiculous, that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts, which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes go by, and the man then says, "OK, I get it, no service of beer, but free nuts," to which the assistant says, "Hell no, the game starts in 10 minutes." Everyone laughs and claps.
Okay, so I ate an apple and it tasted good.
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)
I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted).
I gathered some "slapies."
The things I gathered were tomatoes, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried-out green beans! All that stuff!
I need the tomatoes to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eyes cry and burn but I will give them a towel after that. The dried-out green beans are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that, we make it like it's not so icky!
I feed it to them!
They overreacted!
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Bye!
Fun fact: Pringles are named Pringles because somebody decided to name them Pringles.
I have a friend called Jakob and asked him, "Where my crackers are?"
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
