Snack jokes
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
I'm hungry.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half of it. 🐛
I like Cheetos.
There are some questionable candies out there, such as:
"All I want is a good Blow Pop."
"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."
"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."
"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."
"Or adopt Three Musketeers."
"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."