Snack jokes
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
When we were visiting the Hoover Dam, I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Where's the dam snack bar?"
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What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stranger.
Stranger who?
Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.