Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Snack Jokes
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
I like chips.
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.