What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
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Nuts, nuts, nuts!
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Cheese.
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
