Snack jokes
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
I like chips.
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.