Snack jokes
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
I like chips.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.