Snack Jokes - Page 11 - Worst Jokes Ever

Nut

What is a good nut?

A magic nut!

Orphan

As an orphan, every bag of chips is family size.

Chip

What goes with chips?

Not your cheese.

Memes

Daughter

Toaster Strudel

A close-up shot of a Toaster Strudel with icing, placed on a white surface. Above the image, text reads: "Netflix: Are you still watching?" and "Somebody's Daughter:".

Rainbow

What's a prostitute's favorite snack?

Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.

Mom

Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!

Vegetable

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

Vegetables.

Pickle

Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.

Cheetah

Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?

Stephen Hawking

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.

Snack Bar

Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?

He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.

Memes

Childhood

The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows two boxes of tic-tacs labeled 'fresh orange', and the text 'I pretended tic-tacs were pills/drugs'. The top right shows a jar of wafer sticks, with the text 'and wafer sticks were cigarettes'. The bottom left shows a lineup of Gatorade bottles, with the text 'gatorades was vodka/alcohol'. The bottom right panel shows grape juice being poured into a glass, with the text 'and grape juice was red wine'. The final text on the image reads 'I was just that Badass.'

pop-tart

A box of "Pop-Tarts" is shown, with the text "Barney's BOOF" and a picture of Barney with sunglasses and a joint in his mouth. There are cannabis leaves on the box.

Ketchup

cane sauce

A person holds a bucket full of french fries. The text above the bucket says: "Ketchup is NOT available. What would you dip these fries in?"

Cheese

A Hot Pockets box with the text "Hot Pockets" at the top. Below is a text that reads "Toe Nails" instead of "Hot Pockets" followed by "cheese with sauce in a crispy buttery crust". Below this text there is a picture of the filling.

Dad

Hollow Knight Meme

A character from Hollow Knight is holding up a bag of Doritos. Several smaller figures, also from Hollow Knight, are excitedly saying "chips!". One small character says "yay!". The text reads: "when dad told you to share snack with your siblings" with a smiling face. Characters are in black and white, while Doritos bag is in color.

Hot pocket

The image shows a box of Hot Pockets with the flavor label changed to Creamy Carpet and the text "Made With Organic Carpet" is visible. There's also an image of a carpet roll.

Calorie

The image shows two contrasting scenes under the heading "Rethink Your Weekend." On the left, there's a plate of fried food and a mug of beer, labeled as "1500 Calories." On the right, there's a Dyson sphere, which is a hypothetical megastructure that completely encompasses a star to harness its energy, labeled as "124 trillion Calories."

Year

Me 6 years ago when I be opening a chip bag :

The image depicts two animated characters. One is a blue figure, and the other is a green tree character. The blue character appears to be struggling with the green tree. The text above the characters reads, "3 year old me trying to get a chip bag open," and the text at the bottom of the image reads, "But... how do you open this thing? It, it won't... budge!"

pop-tart

A box of Pop-Tarts with the flavor labeled as "Frosted Motor Oil". The Pop-Tarts are shown with black filling and an engine is also pictured on the box.

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🧀🧀🧀🧀

bombing the bomb (I kicked a child)

pickle and peanut

**\[Verse 1]** I make the snacks, I wash the floors, You’re on the couch, still wanting more. They call me names, yeah, let 'em scoff, I wear my badge, I’m better off.

**\[Pre-Chorus]** Don’t need your rules, don’t want your war, I open minds while you keep score. I serve the tea, I take the heat, But I sleep just fine with clean, cold sheets.

**\[Chorus]** So call me a cuck, I don't give a—(what?) Love who I love,… Read more

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