What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
As an orphan, every bag of chips is family size.
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
