Snack jokes
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
BFF: Dude, come over to my house right now!
Me: What? No way, it's 2:58 AM.
BFF: But I just found my brother's secret stash of Oreos!
Me: I'll be over in 5 minutes.
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
I'm hungry.
My Butterfingers slipped.
Like this if you are a single Pringle like me.
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
Takis.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
This man walks into a bar and says, "How do I get service here?"
The assistant bar attendant tells him to take a seat as the bartender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes, the man says this is ridiculous, that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts, which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes go by, and the man then says, "OK, I get it, no service of beer, but free nuts," to which the assistant says, "Hell no, the game starts in 10 minutes." Everyone laughs and claps.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."