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Computer

What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!

Potato Chip

What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?

Porn Cocktail.

Chip

Hey Jonny, you can buy a...

Pun o' chips at the store!

Memes

Sandwich

Nut

What is a good nut?

A magic nut!

Orphan

As an orphan, every bag of chips is family size.

Chip

What goes with chips?

Not your cheese.

Mom

Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!

Pickle

Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.

Vegetable

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

Vegetables.

Cheetah

Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?

Stephen Hawking

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.

Snack Bar

Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?

He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.

Memes

pop-tart

A box of "Pop-Tarts" is shown, with the text "Barney's BOOF" and a picture of Barney with sunglasses and a joint in his mouth. There are cannabis leaves on the box.

Childhood

The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows two boxes of tic-tacs labeled 'fresh orange', and the text 'I pretended tic-tacs were pills/drugs'. The top right shows a jar of wafer sticks, with the text 'and wafer sticks were cigarettes'. The bottom left shows a lineup of Gatorade bottles, with the text 'gatorades was vodka/alcohol'. The bottom right panel shows grape juice being poured into a glass, with the text 'and grape juice was red wine'. The final text on the image reads 'I was just that Badass.'

Cheese

A Hot Pockets box with the text "Hot Pockets" at the top. Below is a text that reads "Toe Nails" instead of "Hot Pockets" followed by "cheese with sauce in a crispy buttery crust". Below this text there is a picture of the filling.

Ketchup

cane sauce

A person holds a bucket full of french fries. The text above the bucket says: "Ketchup is NOT available. What would you dip these fries in?"

Dad

Hollow Knight Meme

A character from Hollow Knight is holding up a bag of Doritos. Several smaller figures, also from Hollow Knight, are excitedly saying "chips!". One small character says "yay!". The text reads: "when dad told you to share snack with your siblings" with a smiling face. Characters are in black and white, while Doritos bag is in color.

Hot pocket

The image shows a box of Hot Pockets with the flavor label changed to Creamy Carpet and the text "Made With Organic Carpet" is visible. There's also an image of a carpet roll.

Year

Me 6 years ago when I be opening a chip bag :

The image depicts two animated characters. One is a blue figure, and the other is a green tree character. The blue character appears to be struggling with the green tree. The text above the characters reads, "3 year old me trying to get a chip bag open," and the text at the bottom of the image reads, "But... how do you open this thing? It, it won't... budge!"

Community

♡Hello Kitty♡

The day I fucking decide to stop eating my mom offers Oreos and cheezeitz.

🧀🧀🧀🧀

bombing the bomb (I kicked a child)

pickle and peanut

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