Snack jokes
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
Does my half eaten second last meal yesterday look tasty?
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
I have a friend called Jakob and asked him, "Where my crackers are?"
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Cheese.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet? They ketchup.