Snack jokes

Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?

Well why are there no Momtarts?

Because of the PASTRYarchy!

What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!

One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!

What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?

Porn Cocktail.

Hey Jonny, you can buy a...

Pun o' chips at the store!

What is a good nut?

A magic nut!

As an orphan, every bag of chips is family size.

What goes with chips?

Not your cheese.

Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

Vegetables.

Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.

Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.

Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?

He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.