Snack jokes
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Memes
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
You pecan do it!
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
My Butterfingers slipped.
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
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What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
Cheese.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!