Snack jokes
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
My Butterfingers slipped.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
You pecan do it!
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
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What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
Nuts, nuts, nuts!
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"