Snack jokes
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
Little Johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch, he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it that said, "Take 1, God is watching." He continued walking and saw a bowl of cookies that said, "Take 1, please." So little Johnny made his own note and he wrote, "Take as many cookies as you want, God is watching the apples."
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
I like Cheetos.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)
I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted).
I gathered some "slapies."
The things I gathered were tomatoes, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried-out green beans! All that stuff!
I need the tomatoes to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eyes cry and burn but I will give them a towel after that. The dried-out green beans are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that, we make it like it's not so icky!
I feed it to them!
They overreacted!
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Bye!
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."