Snack jokes
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
I like Cheetos.
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
Little Johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch, he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it that said, "Take 1, God is watching." He continued walking and saw a bowl of cookies that said, "Take 1, please." So little Johnny made his own note and he wrote, "Take as many cookies as you want, God is watching the apples."
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.