Snack jokes
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
You pecan do it!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
My Butterfingers slipped.
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What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
Cheese.