One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
