Snack jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
Memes
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
You pecan do it!
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
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What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
Cheese.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Nuts, nuts, nuts!
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"