What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies.
They’re always so twisted!
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
