What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles
I wrote a song about a tortilla
Actually, it’s more of a wrap
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh? Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
What’s the LGBTQ+’s favorite cereal? Fruity pebbles.
Whats a prostitutes favourite snack? Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? Fast food
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
what's a pedo's favourite snack? sour patch kids.
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies. They’re always so twisted.
The snack that smiles back: BALL SACK
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common? They're both white and flavorless
My friend says. You should try Oreos with water. Me no. Because my dad actually came back with the milf
I’d like to take you to the movies but unfortunately they don’t let you bring ur own snacks😩
Where do terrorists go for food? The allah snack bar
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter
What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Half of if.🐛
sometimes women are like bad snacks people try them and then chucks them in the trash
