Snack jokes
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
There are some questionable candies out there, such as:
"All I want is a good Blow Pop."
"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."
"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."
"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."
"Or adopt Three Musketeers."
"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies.
They’re always so twisted!
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.