Snack

Snack Jokes

Birthday

Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.

Society

Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?

Well why are there no Momtarts?

Because of the PASTRYarchy!

France

Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

Twix

My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."

Guy

What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

CEO

The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies.

They’re always so twisted!

Emo

What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?

They're both white and flavorless.

Dad

My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."

Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.

Movie

I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.