Size jokes

Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?

Bryce: What?

Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!

P.S. I'm a girl.

Levi and Andrew are fat.

To start, I'm a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."

I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.

Then it hit me.

I know a baby carrot when I see one.

I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.

You look tall for being a yellow dwarf. You are 432,450 miles tall!

Your d*** size...

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A: How do you breathe through that little thing?

What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?

A small medium at large.

Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet because she is already worldwide.

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.

Then it hit me.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3

Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?

God: (creating elephants) Make it big.

Angel: How big?

God: As big as my d--

Angel: Whoa!

God: Fine, 10 feet tall.

Angel: That's big bu--

God: Put a long thing on its face.

What's 10 inches and makes women scream?

Cot death!

Kasper has a tiny penis.