Size jokes

Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."

I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.

Then it hit me.

I know a baby carrot when I see one.

I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.

You look tall for being a yellow dwarf. You are 432,450 miles tall!

Your d*** size...

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A: How do you breathe through that little thing?

What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?

A small medium at large.

Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet because she is already worldwide.

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.

Then it hit me.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3

Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?

God: (creating elephants) Make it big.

Angel: How big?

God: As big as my d--

Angel: Whoa!

God: Fine, 10 feet tall.

Angel: That's big bu--

God: Put a long thing on its face.

What's 10 inches and makes women scream?

Cot death!

Kasper has a tiny penis.

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.

I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.

He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"