Size

Size jokes

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.

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  • Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.

    Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.

    Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.

    The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.

    The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.

    What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?

    A pedophile.

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  • Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!

    I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.

    There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.

    He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.

    The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.