Size jokes
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Kyle's penis is small.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?
A pedophile.
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
My penis is too big for my dad to suck it, so my mum sucks it instead.
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.