Situation jokes
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
There's a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard: the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, "People need me for my medical skills," grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, "People need me for my intelligence," grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, "I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute." The nerd says, "Don't worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack."
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
Bet. I'm out hoes🖕
Like mf how tf am I supposed to talk when my mouth is wide tf open
Oop
OH NO
When your in a hotel and hear muffled moaning from another room
WTH
This is whats going to happen to all the junior high girls on here.
Community talk
I'm really getting sick of this fucking situation. At this point imma be done.
For those of you who do not know, When im in verbal shutdown, talk to me, if you dont understand me i wont get mad, understand the leavls, dont leave. When i am in my reality phase, talk to me, Remind me who i am, were im at, and who YOU are. When i am about anything else (panic attack, over thinking, ect) Have me listen to music , put a blanket over my head, and jst zone out. Have me listen and talk to a person. Use logic against my situation, but please refrain from being rude.
Ty and ily all <333
I'm so fucking done. Fuck it all. All this shit just to be told I should jump. Im fucking over it.