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Anonymous

I’m a professional 😉

A man is shown in five different panels. In the first panel, he is yelling: "WHY DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER?". The second panel shows another man, who responds: "SHE WAS LYING THERE NAKED, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!". In the third panel, the first man is yelling: "THE AUTOPSY, THE FUCKING AUTOPSY!". In the fourth panel, he is throwing a chair, and yelling: "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB!". In the fifth panel, he is pointing and yelling: "YOU ARE THE WORST VET ON EARTH!"

Gummibääääär

It's ALWAYS like this

The image shows a three-row grid. On the left, a monkey has an increasingly confused expression. On the right, there is a blackboard where a person is writing a simple math equation '2+2=4', then there is an image of rain, then finally there is another blackboard with many math equations.

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏツ

A cartoon image shows a comparison between a person trying to sleep and a mosquito. The text reads: "Me trying to sleep. That one mosquito in my room."

DreamBlue

The image shows a four-panel grid of Kermit the Frog in different states. In the first panel, he's sitting on a log fishing. In the second, he's sitting on a rock, looking thoughtful. In the third, he's leaning against a post. In the fourth, he's looking out a window on a rainy day. The text "that's how my whole year gone" is overlaid at the top of the grid.

Sbeebs141

The image shows a two-panel meme with a text overlay saying, "When the teacher asks to bring a pet and the bullied kid brings a Desert Eagle". Below are two identical images of a cartoon monkey with wide eyes and a surprised expression.

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon image of a man in a suit kicking out his leg, narrowly missing a label reading "Feelings". Text reads: "whoops, almost stepped into some shit."

King bob

Before the class starts

A classroom scene is shown with various cartoon and animated characters sitting at desks, including the Joker, Pikachu, Peter Griffin, and others. A white duck is also present. The text on the image says: "What substitute teachers see when they walk into class:".

freddyfatbear

bruh

A cartoon image shows a man squirting a liquid into a child's face, with the text "ME DURING PANDEMIC" at the top.

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a toilet with an open seat and a roll of toilet paper on the floor. Above the toilet is a sign with a stick figure diving, with a line through it. Below this scene is a picture of a man looking bewildered with the text "What the hell happened here?"

《 rmk 》

"but age is just a number" 🤣

A text message conversation. The first person asks "Hi, how old are you?" The second person replies "14", the first person says "You're so young. I'm 32 yrs old. But age is just a number." The second replies "Yeah...you know what else is a number?" with the number 911 below.

✨Jassy✨

Reality is a bitch

The image shows a green dumpster engulfed in flames, with the word "REALITY" superimposed on the image. Above the image, the text says: "Friend: How's your life going? Me: Everything's fine."

Bozo

The image shows Buzz Lightyear in his spaceship cockpit. Above him is the text "It's better if I go now so I don't find traffic on the way." Below is a large group of other Buzz Lightyears in their cockpits on shelves. Below them is the text "The people who thought the same thing."

shaylie lol

The image shows a four-panel reaction meme. The top panel shows a person laughing with the caption "You:". The second panel shows another person laughing with the caption "Your brother:". The third panel shows a white cat with an awkward smile with the caption "The guest:". The fourth panel shows a person with a serious face with the caption "Your mom:". Above the panels, the text reads "When you tell a slightly offensive joke at the dinner table."

Chri5

This is whats going to happen to all the junior high girls on here.

A text message conversation shows one person stating, "I stopped a woman getting kidnapped today." The other person replies, "Really?! How?" and the response is "Self control". Below the text is a drawing of a man with an open-mouthed, surprised expression with his arms outstretched, palms up and the caption says "hold up."

Heroin Monkey

A dark horse wearing a hat is inside a bar. The text above says "You're never gonna believe what just happened" and the response is "Tell me". The text below says "horse in the bar".

NGC 6611

The image consists of three panels stacked vertically. The first panel shows a portrait of Isaac Newton, with the text "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation." The second panel shows a portrait of Albert Einstein with the text "I believe I'm relatively aware of it." The third panel shows a portrait of Charles Darwin, with the text "Guys! Don't let this evolve into a huge argument."

Chri5

Fair point.

A social media post with a comment thread. The initial post states, "being kissed in your sleep is...like...the purest form of love." A reply to that comment reads, "Unless you are home alone" and is followed by another comment "Or in prison."

🦄 Entity

When you when, the when at, when with you know, the you, you, that you ever, when... you dont know whats going on.

A cartoon drawing of a figure with light grey hair, a blue and white dress, and a tail. The figure has a simple, almost childlike design.

NICE GIRL

WTH

A picture shows a baby trying to sneak out of work. Text on the image reads: "WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO SNEAK OUT OF WORK AND YOUR BOSS WALKS IN."

Anonymous

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows a woman with blonde braided hair and a nose ring looking up into the camera, with text overlay reading 'help me stepbro, i'm stuck'. The bottom panel shows Rick Astley smiling, with text overlay reading 'you know the rules and so do i'.

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