How does Moses prepare his tea? -- Hebrews it.
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane? Osmoses.
Jesus and Moses come back to earth. Moses says, let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before. So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before. Jesus quips, close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last. So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him, Moses says, hey it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
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How does MOses brew his coffee?
He brews it.
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How does Moses make his tea? He Brews!!!
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said "Are you going to ask for directions or what?".
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river? Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it
Mosely in a white van
Kenneth's hairline friends with moses
